Can Buy Me Love

At some point you would think these high level executives and politicians would eventually wise up and stop having sex with hookers. It seems like once a month some senator or some CEO has to retire because a scandal broke and they got caught paying for sex. The cops always find some master hooker appointment book with their names in it. These guys are smart enough to get a degree and make millions of dollars but too stupid to give a fake name when they check in to hooker headquarters. If you're that rich and that powerful and just insist on paying for sex, why not go down to the worst neighborhood you can find and hook up with one of those gems? Those girls don't even have shoes.. much less a day planner. I've never seen the hookers in my neighborhood ask a guy “So, how does your Wednesday at 2:00 o'clock look?"