I was on my phone today and a homeless man came into my view. I politely walked past him and instead of asking me for money he asks "hey man, is that an I-phone 4s?"
And without hesitation I replied "Yes, yes it is."
Here's the problem.. It's not.
It's just a regular 4 but now here I am lying and pretending to have a higher status to the man living on a street corner.
Certainly I didn't want to appear to be poor to the man begging for change. What was I afraid of?
Bum: "Hey man, is that an I-phone 4S?
Me: "No, just the regular 4
Bum: "Pssh, looser.."
You wouldn't lie on your tax form to impress the IRS.
That's almost as pathetic as lying to a midget about your size.
Midget: "Hey man, how tall are you? 6ft?"
Me: "6.5 actually"
That made me laugh out loud. For realz. The "pssh, loser" is what got me
ReplyDeleteIf you made an album, hopefully containing a lot of your racial observations, id pay $15 for it. Remember that O'riley's show? Oh yeah. Funny as shit
ReplyDeletehaha, i will never forget that
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