Shark Attack

I recently read an article about how shark attacks were "on the rise by 25%!" I did some research and a whopping 17 people died in 2011 from shark attacks. Conversely, 100 million sharks are killed every year by humans. I think it's pretty safe to say we are winning the war on sharks. I hate when the news gets in a frenzy about how terrible shark attack attacks are! 100 million to 17! That's not an attack.. that's self defense! If you think about it, humans are the Adolph Hitler's to the shark species. I can just see the war room under the sea, "Guys, we're getting killed out there! We lost 20 million soldiers last month. Why are the humans attacking us? Do they think we are a threat?
"No Captain, they want to make soup!"