Part of a Complete Day

I feel so complete! This morning at the coffee shop a guy came in wearing pajama's, cussing and knocking plates off tables. The cooks came out of the back and wrestled him to the ground and threw him out. Just now at the bar, some drunk dude was tackled by security and thrown out on the street. My day has come full circle! It started AND ended with random crazy people being put into arm bars and thrown out of public establishments.

Don't panic

I use to freak out and stress over little "bumps" in the road of life. Once I gave up the need to control the curve balls life throws at me I was suddenly able to see that things are never really "good" or "bad". They just are. That doesn't mean the irritating stuff no longer happens, it just means I no longer stress about it. I now know it'll all balance out, often sooner than later. Case in point today I drove all the way from LA to San Diego only to find out the weekend shows were still on but the Thursday show was cancelled. Irritating, yes, but after a few phone calls, they moved me to a spot at the Comedy Store down here. A place I'd been trying to get into for months. Then, as I was leaving the Starbucks here, my car wouldn't start! And I knew it wasn't the battery. I started to get real concerned but again, remained calm. I looked to my right and LITERALLY next door was a Honda Dealer. Not only did they fix my car for free but the service guy is a comic here in San Diego and has a lot of good contacts. So that is my free advice for today. Stay calm and if comedy doesn't work out, I know I could have a future selling parts for Honda.

When life hands you lemons

True Story:
I was at a bar and this girl walked up to me and started a conversation. She was nice but half way thru she stopped in the middle of what she was saying and smelt her armpit. "Oh my God, I stink" she said, and then I swear to Christ she reached over the bar and grabbed a lemon from the fruit tray and rubbed it on her arm pits like deodorant!!

Keep it classy ladies

That awkward moment..

New California Shows

Ch..Ch..Check it out

10/11-10/12: The Comedy Palace
(San Diego) W/ Jade Catta-Preta
10/14: Bar Lubitsch (Hollywood)*
10/16: Laugh Factory (Hollywood)
10/20: House of Brews (S. Fernando)*
10/31: Improv Comedy Club (Irvine)
11/14: Jon Lovitz Club (Universal City)

* Free Show / Headlining

Shark Attack

I recently read an article about how shark attacks were "on the rise by 25%!" I did some research and a whopping 17 people died in 2011 from shark attacks. Conversely, 100 million sharks are killed every year by humans. I think it's pretty safe to say we are winning the war on sharks. I hate when the news gets in a frenzy about how terrible shark attack attacks are! 100 million to 17! That's not an attack.. that's self defense! If you think about it, humans are the Adolph Hitler's to the shark species. I can just see the war room under the sea, "Guys, we're getting killed out there! We lost 20 million soldiers last month. Why are the humans attacking us? Do they think we are a threat?
"No Captain, they want to make soup!"

Summer Tour 2012

-Summer Tour 2012-

I'll be heading south this summer for a string of Texas dates. More to be announced soon.

Tickets for my headlining birthday show July 19th at the Addison Improv are on sale NOW.

They are only $7 dollars for a limited time. Head over to the website to purchase tickets.